doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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