Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
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