I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
That’s quite a spread
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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