I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
She bit a glass in half.
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
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