cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
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