Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
well most of my day revolves around power hour
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
Randomize
