You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
The stoned girl at the dining hall just handed me a single chicken wing and insisted that she's "unable to procure more rations"
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
I ate pizza in bed, sans pants, and then carved a pumpkin. FUNCTIONING ADULT MOTHERFUCKERS!
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
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