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i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
happiness is walking an amphibious rodent on a leash
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
My drunken abilities have only improved since college....I can navigate the streets of chicago like no ones business, do push-ups to hail a taxi and instantly become an mma fighter after 3 shots of hennessy
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
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