she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
Woke up with two cats staring at me. One covered in puke thats giving me a look that says it might be my fault. Where am I? Come get me.
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
Me: 10% human, 90% poor drunken life choices.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
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