he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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