i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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