Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
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I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
Never joke about your clitoris.
Why did I wake up with a half-eaten burrito and a vaccuum cleaner in my bed? ...on top of me.
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