just survived the first fart of the relationship.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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