weddingsv make me drug and hornr
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
you missed an awesome concert last night. some middle aged woman that was grinding on me kept trying to stick her hand down my pants. i ended up rewarding her tenacity by letting her hold onto it for a song, i think it made her night.
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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