I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
Why on earth are you answering my texts promptly? Thought for certain you'd be caught up in some ridiculous orgy by this time.
I'm that good.
Things on my life to do list: hold a pound of marijuana. Check.
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
Awkward is sitting in your parking spot and making eye contact with every one of your next door neighbors two hours before you have a threesome.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
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