We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
It's time you knew: I have been dating your probation officer for 7 months. Pretty certain he's THE ONE. So, thanks for being a criminal.
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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