i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
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