She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
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