just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
So the same great-aunt that told me to freeze my eggs for procreation just told me that I should strut around the dance floor b/c I'd get picked up.
I need to meet your family.
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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