i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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