You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
He wants another date...I mean he's cute, but I just am not ready to give up my glamorous single-girl lifestyle here.
you mean the one where you drink out of the carton and don't wear pants?
Yeah, and pee with the door open. It's the little things.
When are your genitals available?
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
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