But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
i would totally switch to progressive if they'd let me bang that girl in the commercial.
I wish I could have two rating systems on iTunes. "This one is a 5 star. This one is only a 5 star when I'm baked."
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
While drunk it seemed like a good idea to barricade my roommate in his room with everything that we could move in our apartment, waking up to him screaming from it collapsing on top of him was just an added bonus.
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
I'm ordering a French maid costume for my dog too. It's like a couples costume, except for losers with dogs.
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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