haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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