yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
I just did a drunk experiment to find out what it looks like when you turn a burner on the stove on while wearing night-vision goggles. I may be blind in my right eye now.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
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