I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
It's one of those days where you order the free Papa John's pizza so the delivery guy can bring you Coke to go with your rum. The tip was more than the order.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
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