I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
You were mounting an escalator last night, shouting "I have no health insurance" at people
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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