So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I'm not a mortal combat character
but my vagina is
i was getting a blow-job tonight in the mens bathroom of a bar and the bouncer comes in and says "bro i don't mean to cock block but you cant do that here."
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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