I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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