just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
You now have a new job. Call me around 1pm everyday and make sure I've eaten something. All I've had today is dick and cheesecake.
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