in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
Do vagina's smell?
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
woman puking in liquor store parking lot at 9:30 on a tuesday morning = best commute ever.
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
You looked up at me and said "I'm getting a mattress made out of this SHIT. Goodbye certa hellllllllo concrete!" then you started counting sheep
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
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