Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
Here's an idea...how about I take shots by myself and drunk dial you around noon?
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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