Can you please tell me why there's a bottle of urine on my night stand with a note that says "in case you're thirsty in the morning"? Thanks.
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
When I woke up my bed had been moved to the middle of my living room, a hippie was spooning me on one side and a pile of cocaine on the other, did I go through a time warp or are we still in 2012?
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
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