How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
I'm feeding a baby and swiping on tinder...what has my life come to?!?!
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
Congratulations! We have a period
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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