So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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