I love black thongs
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
Randomize
