physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
Pants are for mortals
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
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