i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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