part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
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