How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
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