wanna go halves on a baby?
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
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