He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
i crunched every chip from the dorito bag and poured it in the vase. never again will i have to deal with cool ranch fingers.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
Maybe tomorrow I'll be drunk again and can provide you with texts at a more reasonable hour. Here's hoping. GOodnight. Tebow loves you
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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