I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
we're so committed to being not committed
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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