Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
She must have been at ribfest tonight because my dick smells like barbeque sauce
a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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