Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
Turns out I'm like the Wayne Gretzky of hiding cum. Who knew?
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
I didn't have toilet paper until 20 minutes ago. But I have champagne. Priorities.
In the 2nd smartest move of my day your ringtone for when you call is now the Space Jam theme.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
I just feel weird about accepting their wedding invite when I've got a post-engagement video on my phone of him jacking off in my bathroom.
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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