Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
He better not be in your backpack
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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