So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
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