And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
He's drunk and I'm pain-killer high and we're about to watch fireworks at disney world. It's gonna be fucking magical
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
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