Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
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