Non-Jews are for practice
I saw a penis in my cereal this morning. do you think my cheerios are like professor trelawney's tea leaves?
one can only hope.
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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