He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
CALL 911 HAND IS STUCK IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL. HELP
Do we still have any pizza left from last night?
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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