I'm not unpopping my collar. This shirt is too expensive to crease.
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
as i was trying not to drunkingly fall off her toliet, i noticed her socks laying there. i quickly grabbed them, ran upstairs, and excitingly asked her if she had gotten them at sams club. she replied with, "...those are your socks."
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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